"Victoria, I'd like to spar with you."

spadekeeperwitch:

fangoffenrir:

spadekeeperwitch:

"Spar? Why that Fang?"

 

"Just means I’m using my electricity."

"That’s okay."

"Alright, to the training room."

Who are you currently dating (totally not so i can give them a hard interrogation)?
MUSE IS UNDER TRUTH SERUM FOR ONE HOUR. ASK ME ANYTHING. NOTHING IS OFF LIMITS AND EVERYTHING MUST BE ANSWERED. GO!
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"I am in a committed relationship with Victoria Finder, my SNSC partner."

shingekinokyojinheaven:

dragon-in-a-fez:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise

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wait

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what

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there’s a list???

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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in conclusion god is an asshole

for comparison:

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okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so

wait

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damn.

god gambles with your souls pass it on

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» MUSE IS UNDER TRUTH SERUM FOR ONE HOUR. ASK ME ANYTHING. NOTHING IS OFF LIMITS AND EVERYTHING MUST BE ANSWERED. GO!
From Spade: Top of Head, Shoulder, Forearm, and Biceps, From Reaper: Nose, Cheek, Waist, Over the Heart, Butt, Wrist, and Knee

From Spade-

Top of head:Sibling affection/parental affection
Shoulder:Worry/Concern for other/Fear
Forearm:Indifference/Don’t particularly care for
Biceps:Aggravation/Irritation/”You are an idiot.”

"Pretty much what I would expect." 

From Reaper-

Nose:"You’re so cute."
Cheek:"I want to tell you I love you."/Deep affection/Devotion
Waist:Possessiveness/”You are mine.”
Over the heart:"I love you."
Butt:Sexual attractiveness/lust
Hip:Interest
Wrist:Fear of losing you
Knee:"Don’t worry, I’m here for you."

"I feel exactly the same, Kitten."

» headcanon meme! send me a symbol and i'll tell you...
☺: three things that make my muse happy
☻: three things that make my muse sad
✝: any religious beliefs my muse has
☎ : my muse's ringtone
♫: three of my muse's favorite songs
♪: three songs that remind me of my muse
★: a wish my muse has
☑: something my muse has accomplished that they're proud of
☢: something my muse is afraid of
☂: what my muse does on a rainy day
→: is my muse any good with directions?
☮: is my muse a happy person?
웃: three people that are important to my muse
☃: does my muse like the holidays?
☯: is my muse more idealistic or cynical?
▲: my muse's happiest memory
✄: is my muse creative?
⌘: was my muse good in school?
✿: is my muse an outdoors person?
♈: the most daring thing your muse has ever done
♉: is my muse prone to jealousy?
♊: is my muse smart?
♋: is my muse emotional?
♌: three things my muse is enthusiastic about
♍: is my muse shy?
♎: is my muse vain or cocky?
♏: something my muse obsesses over
♐: is my muse blunt or do they beat around the bush?
♑: is my muse an optimist or a pessimist?
♒: is my muse emotional or more detached?
♓: my muse's biggest secret
» DukeofHell!AU (closed with fangoffenrir)

spadekeeperwitch:

Reaper gets up and follows him, after petting Vulpe.

Fang was already in the kitchen, cutting the cake and putting a slice on both of their plates.  He got forks for them both, and served the cake at the table.

» DukeofHell!AU (closed with fangoffenrir)

spadekeeperwitch:

Reaper nodded, faint ink stains under her eyes. "Yes Fang."

Placing a kiss on the girl’s forehead, the man removes himself from the girl’s embrace.  He takes his jacket from the back of the couch and wraps it around her, before heading to the kitchen.

Knee, wrist, nose, top of the head

Top of head:Sibling affection/parental affection
Nose:"You’re so cute."
Wrist:Fear of losing you
Knee:"Don’t worry, I’m here for you."

Fang hugs Wispana and utters, “Thank you.”

» DukeofHell!AU (closed with fangoffenrir)

spadekeeperwitch:

Reaper was startled when the large demon went over and hugged her. She felt him cry on her shoulder. Hearing every word he choked out, finally made her go into tears. Black stains of ink leaked out, as the fact that she’s half ink demon.

When he was done speaking, she moves her hands to hug him, rubbing his back.

"I already did, like 40 minutes. I want to be with you."

Fang lifted his head off the other’s shoulder, using one of his sleeves to wipe away his tears.  This revealed to him Reaper’s tears.  Fang didn’t mind being sad, but couldn’t stand Reaper sad.

Cupping Reaper’s cheeks, Fang brushes away the girl’s tears with his thumbs, looks her in the eyes, and feigns a smile.
"I made a chocolate cake yesterday- Would you like some cake, Kitten?"

"Victoria, I'd like to spar with you."

spadekeeperwitch:

fangoffenrir:

spadekeeperwitch:

"Spar? Why that Fang?"

 

"Yes.  Do you plan on using ink?"

"Yep. Would that be a problem?"

"Just means I’m using my electricity."

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"Victoria, I'd like to spar with you."

spadekeeperwitch:

fangoffenrir:

spadekeeperwitch:

"Spar? Why that Fang?"

 

"Naturally.  Sparring, not murder."

"To the training room?"

"Yes.  Do you plan on using ink?"

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"Victoria, I'd like to spar with you."

spadekeeperwitch:

fangoffenrir:

spadekeeperwitch:

"Spar? Why that Fang?"


"Are there any ground rules you’d like to make clear?"

"No firearms, how about that?"

"Naturally.  Sparring, not murder."

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‡// I DONT KNOW THIS IS A GREAT WAY TO MEET SOMEONE HI.

mxssmurder:

fangoffenrir:

Send me ‡ for my character’s reaction to yours climbing into bed with mine.

Feeling movement on the other side of his bed, Fang looked up from his book and raised an eyebrow at the intruder.

The girl was a stranger, no doubt about that.

With a shrug, he closed his book and set it on the nightstand.

Fang sighed and flatly stated. “I haven’t even the slightest clue who you are, but I expect cuddling…  unless you’d enjoy a live grenade jammed between your teeth.”

Sophie’s response was immediate and could only be viewed as positive, curling up next to the stranger. “Mm, no, I wouldn’t want a live grenade jammed in my mouth.”

"…nevermind I dont even know what that is, but that’s beside the point."  Sophie made herself comfortable and awfully familiar with the stranger by propping her arms on his chest, peering up at him. 

"Sophie. There, now you know who I am."

Fang raised an eyebrow at Sophie and tapped a finger against the frag grenade next to his alarm clock.

Did Sophie not know what a grenade was?

Did she think it was a euphemism?

"Fang Skye…  Now you know me, as well."

Fang rested a hand on Sophie’s lower back.

"Similar experiences incline me to doubt you’re here on purpose, Sophie."

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» [all] quirks my muse habitually has.

Writers, bold all of your character’s regular truths.

1. Smoking: the action or habit of inhaling and exhaling the smoke of tobacco or a drug.
2. Binge drinking: the consumption of an excessive amount of alcohol in a short period of time. 
3. Drug abuse: the habitual taking of illegal drugs.
4. Nail biting: a common body language sign of anxiety/tension.
5. Lip biting: a common body language sign of anxiety/tension.
6. Night Owl: a person who is habitually active or wakeful at night.
7. Early bird: a person who rises, arrives, or acts before the usual or expected time.
8. Negative attitudes: a philosophy of approaching life with criticism and pessimism.
9. Positive attitudes: a philosophy of approaching life with optimism and confidence.
10. Swearing: the use of offensive language.
11. Superstitious: an irrational belief that an object, action, or circumstance not logically related to a course of events influences its outcome.
12. Inspecting fingernails: a common body language sign of boredom.
13. Scratching your neck: a common body language sign of uncertainty.
14. Foot and finger tapping: a common body language sign of stress/impatience.
15. Nose touch: a subtle body language sign of deceit.
16. Flipping hair: a common body language sign of craving attention.
17. Twirling hair: a common body language sign of flirtation.
18. Cracking knuckles: a common body language sign of readiness.
19. Hands behind back: a common body language sign of confidence.
20. Finger pointing: a common body language sign of authority.
21. Hands on hips: a common body language sign of readiness.
22: Hands in pockets: a common body language sign of mistrust/reluctance.
23. Frequent touch: a common body language sign of warmth/familiarity. 
24. Throat-clearing: a common body language sign of rejection/doubt.
25: Jaw-clenching: a common body language sign of hostility.
26: Eye-rolling: a common body language sign of irritation.
27: Head-tilt: a common body language sign of interest.
28. Whistling: to emit high-pitched sound by forcing breaththrough a small hole between one’s lips or teeth; usually to a tune.
29. Humming: make a low, steady continuous sound like that of a bee; usually to a tune.
30. Perfectionism: refusal to accept any standard short of perfection.
31. Photographic memory: the ability to remember information or visual images in great detail.
32. Paranoia: a mental condition characterized by delusions of persecution, unwarranted jealousy, or exaggerated self-importance, typically worked into an organized system. (mild)
33. Exaggeration: a statement that represents something as better or worse than it really is.
34: Intuitive: using or based on what one feels to be true even without conscious reasoning; instinctive.
35: Quick-witted: showing or characterized by an ability to think or respond quickly and effectively.
36: Interrupting: breaking the continuity of a conversation with one’s own statements.
37: Doodling: to scribble or make rough drawings, absent-mindedly.
38: Irritable: having or showing a tendency to be easily annoyed.
39: Gambling: to play games of chance for money; bet.
40: Travel-sick: suffering from nausea caused by the motion of a moving vehicle, boat, or aircraft.
41: Sensitive: having or displaying a quick and delicate appreciation of others’ feelings.
42: Melancholy: a feeling of pensive sadness, typically with no obvious cause. 
43: Chewing gum: the exercise of chewing flavoured gum which is not intended for swallowing.
44: Fidgeting: to make small movements, especially of the hands and feet, through nervousness or impatience.
45: Skeptical: not easily convinced; having doubts or reservations.
46: Neat-freak: compulsively obsessed with cleanliness.
47: Gossiping: divulging personal information about others.
48: Prim: feeling or showing disapproval of anything regarded as improper; stiffly correct.
49: Abbreviating: Giving others nicknames/shortening names/giving pet names.
50: Having a catchphrase: having a sentence or phrase typically associated with a specific person.

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