aperturemurder:

andante-ace:

shandrak:

liamniisan:

PORTAL 2 IS 5 DOLLARS ON STEAM

ALSO:

Portal 1 is $2.50

The bundle for both is $6.24

IF Y’ALL WANNA PLAY MY MOST FAVORITE PLATFORM PUZZLE GAME EVER WITH AN AMAZING STORY Y’ALL BEST GET ON THIS

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Portal 2 The Final Hours is only $0.50

It’s not a gmae, it’s an interactive book but it’s amazing!

hruff:

Anyone brave enough to step up?

theriddlergirl:

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fireandicewillsuffice:

darcylewiscalling:

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gamerdarce:

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i-am-ilanastark:

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SHUT YOUR LEGS. YOU SIT LIKE TOM HIDDLESTON

MAY 1st WE HAVE AN OFFICIAL DATE OK

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» I think I broke Harry Potter

karlosmadera:

So it’s 3AM and It’s just occurred to me that the most telling scene in the entire Harry Potter franchise is the scene following the announcement of the participants of the Triwizard tournament.

When Harry’s name is pulled out of the cup, literally one of the first things he is asked is “did you ask an older boy to put your name in the cup for you?" or something to that effect, insinuating that, that was something nobody prepared for and that it was something that totally would have worked if anyone had been smart enough to figure it out.

However, in an earlier scene a student is turned into a hundred year old man when they try to artificially age themselves with a potion and put their name into the cup. Meaning someone trying to dangerously age themselves with potion they aren’t familiar with was something the teachers genuinely considered to be more likely than someone asking for fucking help from another student.

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In other words, the wizards in Harry Potter’s world are so reliant on magic that it doesn’t occur to anyone save for people like Harry that asking for help is even an option in a given situation. This explains why wizards are so fucking ass-backwards at everything, they’re so confident that their magic is capable of doing everything for them that it has never occurred to fucking anyone that perhaps asking for help from the muggle world might be of some use.

Think about it, the wizarding world hasn’t changed in hundreds of years while in that same space of time the muggle world has figured out fucking space travel. I know it’s a cliché to say to say someone could have fucking shot Voldemort, but seriously, somebody totally fucking could have, he killed like 50 people, he was effectively a terrorist, if anyone in the wizarding world bothered to ask for help from the muggles instead of just telling them there was an invisible asshole flying around shooting death curses at everyone, they may have been able to help. 

Pretty much the only reason Voldermort thinks he’s better than muggles is because he’s able to kill them with impunity using magic, something he’s only able to do so easily because muggles don’t understand what magic is. Voldemort is basically like a fucking disease, he’s an invisible, lurking entity preying on mankind from the shadows like a cowardly piece of shit. You know what else did that? Smallpox and we stomped that to death the second we understood it. That’s the difference between muggles and wizards, when muggles don’t understand something, they figure it out.

And here’s the kicker, the only reason muggles don’t understand magic at all is because the wizarding world deliberately withholds information about it. However, even if the wizarding world kept doing that, it’d only be a matter of time until a muggle figured out what magic was and how to stop or harness it because that’s what humanity does, it pushes past what we think is impossible to see what’s on the other side. We didn’t understand the sun as a species originally and now we use it to power satellites and smartphones.

The wizarding world isn’t a realm of infinite possibilities, it’s a universe of strict limitations where boundaries are never questioned. The muggle world is where the real magic happens. That’s why during the course of the Harry Potter books, which are set between 1991 and 1998, the muggle world (our world) discovered dark matter, cloned a sheep and invented fucking MP3s while the wizarding world were literally paying some dipshit to figure out what the purpose of a rubber duck was.

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Wow, I really shouldn’t think about this stuff when it’s like 3AM, it gets kind of dark.

everybodyilovedies:

vermidian:

everybodyilovedies:

vermidian:

supersoldiers:

everybodyilovedies:

No wait but can we talk about how sad of a life Tony Stark leads because apparently he redesigned his entire tower around this team of people that he joined with for 1 day and ate dinner with one time and they all went off and did their own thing afterwards and meanwhile Tony is just. Redesigning. A skyscraper. That commemorates their brief friendship. In the hopes that they’ll come play with him again.

*Steve flies past on a helicarrier crashing it to the ground*

"Hey! Hey! Steve! Hey! You wanna stop by the Tower? You have a room! Look! Look at the "A" on the side! Steve!"

*Thor lightening-bolts past while wrestling a dark elf ship*

"Hey! Hey! Thor! Buddy! I got lots of stuff for you to beat up! A whole room! Did you see the cool "A" on the side? It stands for us!!!"

*Black Widow ricochets past swinging from the Winter Soldier’s robot arm*

"Hey! Hey! Natasha! Hey! Look! I had Pepper design your rooms! But you can redesign them! Did you see the "A" I put that on the side because of the cool thing we did that one time saving the world together!"

Actually, I read that this isn’t Stark Tower, according to an article I read while looking up who was targeted in the Winter Soldier. This is a tower specifically meant for the Avengers, probably commissioned by SHIELD.

….. But Tony was in it? 

And also where exactly in Manhattan are we expected to believe SHIELD put another skyscraper with a giant A on it????

Well of course he’s in it. He’s the one designing it and building it. Knowing him, he was probably installing JARVIS.

Found the article for you though. [x] “But according to the directors, this is not Stark Tower being shown, but the fully-fledged Avengers Tower from the comic books. We don’t know who would be living in it at the time of the film to make it live up to its name, but this is technically the first fans have seen of the location on film.”

As for the giant A, Tony probably thought it was clever. It’s on Cap’s Ultron uniform too.

Yeah but… Doesn’t Stark Tower just BECOME Avengers Tower? Was what I thought? I thought it was the same tower. I mean, wasn’t that what the blueprints were for at the end of Avengers? To show that he was gonna remodel all the damage to Stark Tower and turn it into Avengers Tower? Because, I mean, the “A” on the side of the tower at the end of Avengers basically showed that transformation visually, like “ha it started out the movie saying “Stark” but now it says “A” because now it’s AVENGERS Tower and not STARK Tower”.

IDK, I guess I’ll see in Avengers 2, haha

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Fang neatly puts the equipment back in the armory and sits in his armchair.

"Shall we just list what you’ve done, Skye?  I’ve blackmailed a bookstore owner into giving me free merchandise, forced the city treasurer to come forward and admit to embezzlement, and gotten an organized crime ring to rethink their life choices?"

Fang leans back and looks at the ceiling.

"That’s actually most of the things I’ve wanted to do…"

a-wintersoldier:

omg i was fooling around with gif making and the loop makes it look like they’re playing a really intense game of frisbee.

nofluffystop:

Please know that if you date me, I am a very touchy person. I will like to pet your head and hold your hand, rub your shoulders or hug you a lot. Simply put, to physically feel you in some way is very comforting to me and I can’t really apologize for it, it just feels natural to me and makes me happy.

» Body Meme

frommemetoyou:

  • Arms: How do you feel about children, do you want some of your own (or more if you already have some)?
  • Birth marks: Do you have a favourite tale?
  • Freckles: If you could, what would you change about your body?
  • Brain: What is something you want to master before you die?
  • Bruises: Are you easily hurt?
  • Bum: List 3 of your guilty pleasures
  • Cheeks: Are you easily embarrassed?
  • Chest: What’s your worst kept secret?
  • Chin: How well do you take criticism?
  • Clavicle: What is you favourite way to show and receive affection?
  • Ears: How often do you eavesdrop?
  • Elbows: How do you react to events with large crowds? (eg. Concerts, Shopping sales)
  • Eyes: What has changed from how you see the world now and how you saw it 5 years ago?
  • Feet: Can you dance well?
  • Fingers: Can you play an instrument?
  • Goosebumps: What scares you the most?
  • Hands: Would you rather make something from scratch or get it made for you?
  • Hair: What has been your biggest fashion faux pas?
  • Heart: How do you deal with heartbreak?
  • Hickeys: Have you ever fallen in love to fast and too hard?
  • Hips: Is there anything you over indulge yourself with?
  • Kidneys: What is your worst habit?
  • Knees: Who was your last crush?
  • Liver: What is your biggest pet peeve?
  • Lungs: Do you smoke, how do you feel about smoking in general?
  • Mouth: How often do you lie?
  • Nails: When you’re feeling vulnerable, do you become more defensive or do you take the offensive and lash out?
  • Nose: What is your favourite scent?
  • Palms: Do you have a secret handshake with anyone?
  • Ribs: Do you have anything you want to protect?
  • Scars: Is there anything you want to confess?
  • Shoulders: Would you rather be pampered or be the one pampering?
  • Spine: What is your biggest weakness?
  • Teeth: What is your favourite meal?
  • Thighs: Have you ever been unfaithful?
  • Throat: What is your proudest memory?
  • Tongue: How many languages can you speak?
  • Wrists: Have you ever been arrested?
  • Veins: What gives you the biggest adrenaline rush?

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thishereisahetaliafan:

hometalia-that-is-all:

nekrfa:

i like how its englAND scotLAND ireLAND

wales

Every family has a Rebel

Can we also talk about the Welsh flag

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Fuck you I have a dragon

M!A: Dark Side for 8 hours
Anonymous

Dark Side: Muse is turned into a darker version of themselves for 24 hours or until [anon decides].

"But why?!"

*POOF!*

Fang removes the envelope containing the armory keycard from the underside of his desk

"This should prove to be fun."

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polanskis:

if we mutually follow each other there is a 350% chance i’ve started to type a really enthusiastic message into your ask box about how awesome you are but deleted it because it sounded creepy when i read it over for the 832nd time

zauru:

end family guy and sacrifice it to restore futurama

» M!A List [ All SFW ]
Honesty is the Best Policy: Muse cannot tell a lie for 24 hours or until [anon decides].
Uninhibited: Muse says and does whatever they want without regard to the consequences for 24 hours or until [anon decides].
Two Sides of the Same Coin: Muse is split into two different versions of themselves for 24 hours or until [anon decides].
Timey-Wimey Stuff: Muse suddenly finds themselves in the past or the future [anon specifies which or when] for 24 hours or until [anon decides].
Opposite Day: Muse says the opposite of what they mean for 24 hours or until [anon decides].
Can you vague that up?: Muse must speak in riddles or vague terms for 24 hours or until [anon decides].
New Shakespeare: Everything the muse says must rhyme for 24 hours or until [anon decides].
Dark Side: Muse is turned into a darker version of themselves for 24 hours or until [anon decides].
Wings of an Angel: Muse suddenly has wings of an angel for 24 hours or until [anon decides].
Intoxicated: Muse acts as if completely drunk for 24 hours or until [anon decides].
Unfiltered: Muse says everything they think for 24 hours or until [anon decides].
Invisible Man: Muse is invisible, can still be heard for 24 hours or until [anon decides].
Tabula Rasa: Muse is afflicted with temporary amnesia. Whether they have forgotten part or all of their life is up to anon. Lasts for 24 hours or until [anon decides].
Living Nightmares: Muse is plagued by hallucinations of their worst nightmares for 24 hours or until [anon decides].
Mind Reader: Muse hears the thoughts of others for 24 hours or until [anon decides].
Tag Along: Mun follows muse around for 24 hours or until [anon decides].
See No Evil: Muse is temporarily blinded for 24 hours or until [anon decides].
Hear No Evil: Muse hears phantom voices for 24 hours or until [anon decides].
Speak No Evil: Muse is unable to say anything remotely mean for 24 hours or until [anon decides].
Narcolepsy: Muse falls asleep at the most random of times and must be awakened by someone else for 24 hours or until [anon decides].
Songbird: Muse can only speak through song for 24 hours or until [anon decides].
Confession: Muse confesses something they think or feel about everytime they talk to someone for 24 hours or until [anon decides].
Freaky Friday: Muse is now bodyswapped with (another muse or general character) for 24 hours or until [anon decides].
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